Bold what applies to you.

• I am a male.
• I am a girl.
• I am shorter than 5’4 - actually, I'm exactly 5'4!
• I think I’m ugly.
• I have many scars.
• I tan easily.
• I wish my hair was a different color.
• I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
• I have a tattoo.
• I want a tattoo.
• I am self-conscious about my body.
• I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. 
• I have more than 2 piercings.
• I have a piercing in a place other than my ears.
• I have freckles.
• I’ve sworn at my parents.
• I’ve run away from home.
• I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
• I have a sibling less than one year old.
• I want to have kids someday.
• I’m in school.
• I’ve lost a child.
• I have a job. 
• I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
• I almost always do/did my homework.
• I’ve missed a week or more of school.
• I failed more than 1 class last year.
• I’ve stolen something from my job. 
• I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
• Disney movies still make me cry.
• I’ve peed from laughing. 
• I’ve snorted while laughing.
• I’ve cried from laughing so hard.
• I’ve glued my hand to something.
• I’ve had my pants rip in public.
• I was born with a disease/impairment.
• I’ve broken a bone.
• I’ve gotten stiches/staples.
• I’ve had my tonsils removed.
• I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
• I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. 
• I had a serious surgery.
• I’ve had chicken pox. 
• I’ve had measles.
• I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
• I’ve been on a plane.
• I’ve gotten lost in my city.
• I’ve seen a shooting star.
• I’ve wished on a shooting star.
• I’ve seen a meteor shower.
• I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
• I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
• I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
• I’ve been to a casino.
• I’ve been skydiving.
• I’ve gone skinny dipping. 
• I’ve played spin the bottle.  
• I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
• I’ve crashed a car.
• I’ve been skiing.
• I’ve been in a play.
• I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.
• I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
• I’ve seen the Northern lights.
• I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
• I’ve played chicken.
• I’ve played a prank on someone.
• I’ve ridden in a taxi.
• I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
• I’ve eaten sushi.
• I’ve been snowboarding.
• I’ve gone on a blind date.
• I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
• I miss someone right now.
• I have a fear of abandonment.
• I’ve gotten divorced.
• I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
• I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
• I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
• I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
• I’ve had a crush on a teacher. 
• I’ve been kissed in the rain.
• I’ve hugged a stranger.
• I have kissed a stranger.
• I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
• I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
• I’ve snuck out of my house.
• I have lied to my parents about where I am.
• I am keeping a secret from the world.
• I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
• I’ve cheated on a test. 
• I’ve run a red light.
• I’ve been suspended from school.
• I’ve witnessed a crime.
• I’ve been in a fist fight.
• I’ve been arrested. 
• I’ve passed out from drinking.
• I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
• I’ve smoked.
• I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
• I’ve eaten mushrooms.
• I’ve popped E.
• I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
• I’ve done hard drugs.
• I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
• I have 3 pills at a time no problem. 
• I have been diagnosed with depression
• I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
• I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
• I have been anorexic or bulimic
• I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
• I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
• I’ve woken up crying.
• I’m afraid of dying.
• I hate funerals.
• I’ve seen someone dying.
• Someone close to me has committed suicide.
• I’ve planned my own suicide.
• I’ve attempted suicide.
• I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
• I own over 5 rap CDs.
• I own an IPod or an MP3 player.
• I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. 
• I own something from Hot Topic.
• I own something from Pac Sun.
• I collect comic books.

So, there's this boy...

Mens jeg sidder her klokken 01:17 og ikke kan sove, kommer jeg til at tænke over lige gyldige ting. Ting, som egentlig ikke burde irritere mig, men alligevel gør det.

Så som folk på Hot.dk (ja, der har jeg en bruger, for jeg har intet liv), der smider deres billede ind på Hot or Not - og ja, dette er en SELVVALGT service, noget du selv skal sætte i gang, ikke noget, siden gør for dig - for så at blive sur, når man giver dem en dårlig karakter. 
Hvorfor lægge et billede ud sådan et sted, hvis man ikke kan tåle kritik? Har tit fået den der smidt i hovedet "Årh, din fede ko, mand, du er selv så fucking klam", og det eneste, jeg kan tænke, er - det ved jeg da godt.

Forstå mig ret, jeg siger ikke dette for opmærksomhed, blot fordi, det er det, jeg mener - jeg ved godt, jeg er tyk, grim, kom med alle ordene. Jeg er selv klar over det, men det var slet ikke mit udseende, vi snakkede om. 
Hvis (læs; når) nogen trykker 1 ved mit billede, så sidder jeg da ikke og skriver hate-mail til dem, fordi de har sagt deres ærlige mening? Jeg tænker bare "Nå, ja, i det mindste er vi enige". 

Og jeg tænker - får de det bedre med dem selv, når de har taget tid ud af deres ynkelige liv for at skrive til mig, at det er MIG, der er falsk, grim, fed, en luder, en ko og umoden? Hvis de så ville åbne en dialog, så var det cool nok. Men det er jo ikke det, det handler om. For dem handler det om at sige "Jeg synes, du er mere klam, end du synes, jeg er", og jeg forstår det ikke.

Jeg kan ikke lade være med at grine, når jeg får beskeder fra 21-26-årige fyre, der fortæller mig, at jeg er umoden, fordi jeg har givet dem en lav karakter. Jamen så stop med at være grim eller slet dit billede. Problem løst.

Godnat.

I have absolutely nothing to do, so I will do this!

1: He's a dickhead. 
2: Oh my... I can't even chose. 
3: I don't really have one xD 
4: He's really tall. Like, REALLY tall. 
5: Big Bang Theory!
6: "Jeg prøvede!"
7: No idea, tbh. 
8: Oh my. Papa Roach, Green Day x2, Simple Plan x2, Owl City, Linkin Park, All Time Low and.. I think that's it. 
9: One Direction. Heh.
10: A shirt, a top, jeans, socks, underwear, a bra and shoes. 
11: Yes, Even Stars Break. 
12: Facebook.
13: I forgot the best memories. 
14: Lol, no idea.
15: My necklace, my bracelet and my piercing. 
16: That's for me to know, and you to wonder!
17: Uh.. don't feel like sharing xD 
18: "Making mistakes is alot better than not doing anything" or "Regrets are mistakes you don't learn from". 
19: Our friendship started with gay sex. 
20: Age is just a number, and jail is just a room. All I have to say.
21: Don't have one :c 
22: "Alone at last, sleeping to help ease my pain. And I take it back, you'll never be this close to me . And I breathe in deep, it helps me to avoid this state you've put me in."
23: Yep.
24: It sucks, obviously.
25: It's on my other computer, sorry.
26: 9 xD
27: Nooo, I don't wanna do that now :(
28: Benedikte <3
29: I don't know, tbh.. Haven't been with many cute guys.
30: Why would I want to share that?  

 

Who needs love, I have Larry Stylinson

 

My life is now complete.